Kev is many things: a deep thinker, a generous soul, bloody good looking, and quite possibly the most impressive man you’ll ever read about.

So when a mysterious, ancient, decrepit genie appeared in my local Wetherforks, I did what any genius would do — I started to think very, very deeply.

This isn’t just a story; it’s a "classic" guide for future civilizations on how to be fab. It features five-star art by me (see cover) and enough brillo gags to make you probably forget to go to the toilet.

So get your thesaurus from this friendly affiliate link here [Editor insert link]. Then go to the toilet, make yourself comfortable, put the fire on (unless it's summer), and tuck on in.

Enjoy - Kev